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divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

(via imminentalpha)

aseaofquotes:

A.A. Milne, Pooh’s Little Instruction Book

dajo42:

alternatives to “it was all just a dream”

  • it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
  • it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
  • it was all just a feature length puppet show
  • it was all just a set of cave paintings
  • it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal

(via tonystarks)

Sometimes things are just.. out of your control

                                                            Not  good  enough.

(Source: jacobssantiago, via evildestielshipper)

Alright, fill me in, tell me everything I missed.
Won’t take long, only three things happened.

(Source: jordansparrishs, via evildestielshipper)

nataliedromer:

when someone asks about my love life

image

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

boicult:

me as hell

(Source: perpetuallystrange, via hotdadcalendar)

gethenian:

boltonsrepairshop:

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

This is officially the best thing on tumblr.

(Source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

(Source: noneuclidean, via bonjourtyty)

dirkbot:

Do you ever have passive OTPs

Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art

but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea

(via evildestielshipper)

“ I ignored your aura but it grabbed me by the hand, like the moon pulled the tide, and the tide pulled the sand. ”

—    Talib Kweli, Beautiful  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: crowmantic, via thatkindofwoman)

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

(via straightwhiteboystexting)

colchrishadfield:

These three people leave Earth tomorrow, including the first female cosmonaut in 17 years. 

http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/Bios/htmlbios/serova.html